Showing posts with label drainpipes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label drainpipes. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

when when i say i'm in love you better believe i'm in love L-U-V

how did these girls
shangri las conservative
turn into these?
shangri las give him a kiss
(note once again the pairing of tight pants and dude on bike)

shangri las

good girls from queens go bad.

kind of. good girls from queens get catapulted into the market espousing a gnarly bad girl image. "leader of the pack" caused a furor. the furor of course accompanied the transition from skirt to pant.

The Shangri-Las had a 'tough girls' persona that set them apart from other girl groups. Having grown up in a rough part of Queens, they were by nature feisty and outspoken, and far less demure than many of their contemporaries. Rumors about their supposed escapades have since become the stuff of rock and roll legend. Whatever degree of truthfulness these stories may have, they were firmly believed by many fans in the Sixties, and they helped cement the group's reputation. According to Weiss, that reputation helped fend off unwanted advances from various male musicians on tours.

source:http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shangri_Las

interestingly here the tight pant isn't considered a 'come-hither' thing as much as a 'fuck off' thing. but in a read 'em and weep kind of way.

pedal pushing / draintree/drainpipe part II

another branch of the drainpipe tree:

they say the capri pant was emilio pucci's invention for the jetset on the isle of capri in the fifties... not to be confused necessarily with the pedal pusher, another crotch-riding invention that ostensibly augered some sort of ladies' sexual liberation.....

sandra dee pants 2
the lovely sandra dee with her leopard print capri pants

pedal pushers: supposedly if your pants are short and tight, they won't get tangled up in the bicycle chain. this got transferred into the world of the motorbike, here we have again sandra dee with dream lover bobby darin, i suppose early 60s --

sandra and bobby darin

but what really got the goat was mary tyler moore as laura petrie bouncing around the dick van dyke family stead with ass clingy capris

mary and dick in balls.j

Monday, September 24, 2007

down the drainpipe, part I

it is with some trepidation that i begin this post, as i possibly have discovered --with the drainpipe pant -- the history of the modern era.

but i'm getting ahead of myself.

howbout we start at the beginning, and we'll break this up.

first, the definition:

drainpipe

One entry found for drainpipe.

Main Entry: drain·pipe
Pronunciation: 'drAn-"pIp
Function: noun
: a pipe for drainage

drainpipe

whatever this has to do with the drainpipe pant silhouette, fuck if i know.

in the meanwhile i'm going to resist plumbing metaphors, though rest assured they are forthcoming.

the drainpipe pant, as you all surely know ---- as the thing has mutated into an international epidemic as of late --- is a species of tight pants. they are skin tight, ass sagging (more often observable on men), and sharply tapered at the ankle. i quote the very useful "urban dictionary":

Unfortunately due to the logistics of finding jeans to fit so tightly, this trend often results in low sitting jeans which have a particularly ill fit around the bum, appearing as though one might be carrying a shite around in their pants.

let's begin with the edwardian look, circa 1906:

1906edwardian

the 1950s "teddy boy" -- and by extension, "teddy girl" -- phenomenon, earned it's name from a timely launch in britain
after WWII by savile row of turn-of-the-century edwardian silhoettes. a Daily headline in 1953 shortened up the idea of the edwardian look with the name "ted", trying to put a name to all those ne'er do wells in waistcoats lousing up the sock-hop --- and hence, teddy boys:

TeddyBoys

The significance of wearing trousers which had bottoms less than 15 inches was lost on most parents but within many male street-corner social groups it was of monumental importance.
It became common-place for newly purchased trousers to be 'smuggled' into the neighbouring homes of amenable tailoresses to taper to the required measurement, or for new pairs of jeans to be baptised in the bath in an attempt to shrink them and make them tighter.
source: http://www.localhistory.scit.wlv.ac.uk/articles/InBetweenTimes/Page3.htm

(i dig thinking of seamstresses as covert 'collaborators'.)

the drainpipe, of course, gained its first blushing notoriety with the beatles in their hamburg days:

beatles hamburg

i for some reason though, associate them most strongly with badboy pete best, who shortly got booted for being too beautiful

pete best

(i mean, even when the rest jumped on the bandwagon and did the moptop thing, pete was the one who defiantly kept the DA, (duck's arse), the telltale sign of the teddy boy:)

beatles with best

(however, it is speculated, that even though paul was going around waxing nostalgic about his teddy days back in liverpool, and pete kept the haircut, the only TRue teddy boy of the whole lot was my man ringo. he apparently was so teddy he was even rockin' the beard.

well, that was til brian epstein told him to shave it off.) anyway.

there were also some seriously cool teddy girls. these gals, the liverbirds, were running around hamburg about the same time, and as you can see, they've also got the pants:

The-Liverbirds0170

here below are some chicks back in england at the beginning of the teddy craze. like the famous beatles shot above they are also hanging out in rubble

teddy girls

and i just wanted to include this last teddy girl, because she's just so bad.

ken-russell-teddy-girl-2

to be continued.....